Actual Conversation

Me: I am so sore from yoga...you have no idea. The instructor kept coming over and helping get deeper into the poses. I'm ouchy...

Dave: Well, do you stretch after?

M: What do you mean, "Do I stretch after?" After yoga?

D: Yeah. I stretch after my workouts and it helps.

M: *blink...blink*

D: What?!

M: You do realize that yoga IS stretching, don't you?

D: Yeah, so...

M: So do you really think it's necessary to stretch after stretching? I mean do you walk to cool down from walking? Or eat after eating? Or...

D: Shut up.